One of My Popular Bits about Slow Driving
This video features some of my popular, best jokes about bad drivers from my Dry Bar Comedy special, rush hour traffic, and why we all lose our minds behind a steering wheel. You’re gonna want to stick around for this one because these are the kind of jokes that’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget you’re stuck at a red light.
Now, here’s a taste of what’s coming. Remember that time I talked about getting mad at someone driving 43 miles per hour in the left lane? Yeah, that happens right at 1:51, and boy, it gets better. Why do bad drivers have such big heads? Literally! You’ll understand exactly what I mean at 2:47. Spoiler alert, it’s a real traffic jam of comedy.
I had to get into how we all secretly slow down just to see who’s driving so weird at 2:30. That moment when we’re acting cool but shooting daggers out of our eyes? Yup, totally relatable.
I’ll even share my dad logic on how to survive U-turn decisions, four-way stops, and how parking lots turn into a battlefield of “you go, no you go.” If you’ve been hit by rush hour traffic, a ridiculous turn signal fail, or a parking lot showdown with a guy who forgot what reverse gear is, trust me, you need this laugh.
Don’t forget to stay through the end, I’ve got the best pickup line you’ll wish you heard on your last awkward ride-share. It may or may not involved talking to a traffic light.
Check Back for Updates About my Jokes About Bad Drivers
If you thought my jokes about slow drivers were a “golf ball in the rough” kind of hilarious, then you’re gonna want to check back here often.
Don’t worry, I’m not just spinning my wheels here. If it’s “raining cats” outside or I’m tackling an “egg drive” (don’t ask… yet), my comedy fuel tank is always full. You never know when I might drop a bit about some “lost” soul in a parking lot showdown or how “hailing taxis” feels like an Olympic sport.
Stay tuned for jokes about “turning red” (at lights or out of embarrassment), “tired” road trip tales, and bad drivers who take “highway to heck” a little too literally. From bad “gear” decisions to missed “turn signals,” trust me, there’s gold in those “rearview mirrors.”
Check back often, and don’t miss a thing, not even a wrong turn in my comedy automobile. Forget GPS, I’m your ride to the best laughs ahead. Hop in, we’ve got lots more comedy to roll out.
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Transcript
[Applause]
1:35
thank you guys are way too nice way too
1:40
nice now we have adult problems we have
1:43
to deal with who said oh no wait I was
1:51
driving on your Highway I ate why do
1:53
people drive 43 miles an hour in the
1:56
left lane get over I have places to go
2:00
[Applause]2:05
why are they so happy
2:07
[Applause] 2:08
[Music]2:10
I’m ruining everyone’s day then why
2:18
don’t we do suddely we’re annoyed don’t
2:20
we get up right on their rear end then
2:21
and they may move over
2:22
finally down but it’s our fault too for
2:26
sticking around because we remember it
2:27
we should just gun it and stare ahead
2:29
get the heck out of there
2:30
we always slow happen to turn to see if
2:34
they look as stupid as they’re driving
2:39
it’s amazing the weirder they look the
2:41
more it made sense while their address
2:43
you feel better why the heck were you
2:45
gone so slow oh no wonder look at the
2:47
size of your head it’s way in the car
2:51
down
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